Life and 100 Films – Charlie’s Film Review of This Means War

This Means War is a romantic comedy/action film directed by McG, best known for directing the Charlie’s Angels film series. The film stars Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Tom Hardy, and Chelsea Handler (who I NORMALLY DESPISE, but found she was tolerable in this movie). It also features Abigail Spencer, who I LOVE, especially in her role in Mad Men.

This film hasn’t gotten good reviews, but as far as romantic comedies go it was one of the most enjoyable that I have seen in years. It was very funny, and even delivered in the action department. Some people may initially think this is a chick flick, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Yes it has those elements at times, but trust me guys, if you want to have a night out at the movies with your “lady friend” this will not disappoint. You will be killing two birds with one stone.

The film has a very basic plot, but I feel that the spy aspect included in the film adds some originality. FDR (Chris Pine) and Tuck (Tom Hardy) are not only lifelong best friends but they also work together as CIA agents. We are also introduced to Lauren (Reese Witherspoon), who is a working professional that hasn’t had much time or luck in getting back into the dating world after a very nasty breakup. On top of that, she is constantly pressured by her best friend (Chelsea Handler) to do so. To make a long story short, with a little help from the world of online dating, Tuck (the single dad looking for love) starts dating Lauren. FDR, the playboy, picks up Lauren in a movie store and after being denied at first wants her even more. The best friends realize they are dating the same girl and decide to proceed in a way that will not affect their friendship. Even so, there is an unspoken understanding that the best man will win. While Lauren is struggling with whom to choose, both FDR and Tuck are battling it out with the help of their CIA training to win her over. I will let you all watch it to find out the rest…

I could be being biased because I love Chris Pine (aka Captain Kirk) and Tom Hardy (of Inception fame, and soon to be Bane in The Dark Knight Rises),  but without them in the cast, I will be the first to admit I probably wouldn’t have been as interested in this movie, and would have probably just checked this out on blu-ray. However, since their combined star power was enough to make me see this film in theaters, I felt that they were the perfect combination (at least in my book) for these roles. Interestingly enough, Sam Worthington and Bradley Cooper were attached to star in this originally, but dropped out. This is a perfect example of why Pine and Hardy made the film for me because if it had starred Worthington and Cooper instead there would have been no chance that I would have seen this film. Seth Rogen also turned down the role (you can bet your bottom dollar though that I would have been in a seat if he was in this movie).  As for Reese Witherspoon, while I think she is an awesome actress, I would have liked to have seen a less talented, hotter actress in this role. Maybe Blake Lively?

With all that being said I highly suggest you check this film out. If you are looking for a fun and entertaining night at the movies, then this film will give that to you. If you’re looking for a masterpiece, skip this and go see The Artist.

3 out of 5 Stars

This Means War (2012)
20th Century Fox
R, 97 Minutes

Life and 100 Films – Charlie’s Film Review of Water for Elephants

Water for Elephants Movie PosterWater For Elephants is a romantic drama based on Sara Gruen’s novel of the same name.  The novel secured a place on the New York Times Best Seller List for 12 weeks back in 2006.  The paperback version of the novel attained the number one spot in early 2007.  With such amazing success, it was only a matter of time before a film was created based on this work.  The film generated a lot of buzz leading up to its theatrical release back on April 22, 2011.  It was a film that I had been eagerly awaiting, and I can still remember the moment I saw the first trailer.  I thought it looked stunning, and I remember thinking that this would really be a piece of work that would enjoyable for the masses.

Featuring an all-star cast including Reese Witherspoon, Robert Pattinson, and Christoph Waltz, the feature film springs to life from the pages of the novel.  Christoph Waltz is a genius in my mind, and he was coming off of a performance of a lifetime that earned him the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor in Inglourious Basterds when he began Water For Elephants.  I know most of you lady viewers probably love Rob Pattinson for his portrayal of Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga, but this part showed everyone that he is a legitimate actor with range.  Finally, we are privileged to view the always beautiful Academy Award winning Reese Witherspoon, who never seems to amaze me with her acting chops by treating us to countless different roles year after year.

The film starts at the closing of a circus, where it seems an elderly man was mistakenly left behind from the nursing home group that he visited with.  The owner of the circus takes him into his trailer to find out how to get him back to the home when he reveals that he used to work in the circus and was present during one of the most infamous circus disasters ever.  He reveals himself to be named Jacob and tells his story about his time as the veterinarian for the Benzini Brothers Circus.

As Jacob begins to tell his story, we flash back to the time of The Great Depression, and we see a 23-year-old Jacob (Robert Pattinson) as a Cornell veterinary medicine student on the verge of a promising vet career, following in his father’s shoes.  Unfortunately, during his final exam he discovers that his parents were killed in a car crash.  His father, having done a large portion of his vet business in kind instead of actual cash, has left huge debts, leading the bank to foreclose on Jacob’s home.  Feeling there is no point in returning to school, and having no home to go home to, Jacob jumps onto a passing train, which just so happens to be the Benzini Brothers Circus train.  He meets Marlena (Reese Witherspoon), who performs a Liberty Horse routine, as well as August (Christoph Waltz), the circus owner, head animal trainer, and Marlena’s husband.  Jacob reveals his background in veterinary science and tells August that he has noticed a problem with Silver, the star horse in the show.  August agrees to hire Jacob as a vet for the circus animals after he tells August that Silver is sick and will soon be unable to walk, much less perform.  Now an official member of the circus, Jacob begins to travel with the company, and he begins to take an interest in Marlena as they are brought together while he works on her horses.  He plays a dangerous game, however, as August is not as kind nor as aloof as he appears.  What will become of Jacob?

I will stop there as that is the major set up for the rest of the story, and you can probably guess where this is leading as Resse’s character is indeed Robert’s character’s love interest.  Did I forget to mention that Christoph’s character is a major ass, because that fact is pivotal.  Also, if you are confused about why I haven’t talked about elephants yet, don’t worry.  If you are completely unfamiliar with the story, the title will make PERFECT sense to you while you are watching the film from here on out.

I highly suggest you check this film out, at the very least it’s something that anyone can enjoy.  If you are a fan of the book (Kim’s review is here), you will definitely enjoy this interpretation, as it stays quite close to the original work.  There are a few scenes that may make a few people uncomfortable because of its subject matter, but it is rated PG-13, so things don’t get too harsh.  All-in-all, this is an underrated flick, and if you go into it with no expectations, I think you are going to be pleasantly surprised after the viewing!!!

4 out of 5 Stars

Water For Elephants (2010)
20th Century Fox
PG-13, 120 Minutes